Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The End of June

Well it is the end of June and the whole world is going crazy. The powers to be stole an election in Iran, US military are pulling out of Iraq, The Hangover made box office history, Roger Federer finally won the French Open, a doughy douche named Hembitch threatened to sue me, and a sad, depress, tragic 80's pop star died of a drug overdose. What a hell of a month?! I can't wait for the month of July. It is going to be hot which means more pool time!!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Some good news! Lima time!!!


Yes....... And this is a nice break.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Life after Death

SOLSTORM - Auroras in Norway from Terje Nesthus on Vimeo.



It has to be something after this. Don't you think? Or don't you hope?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson's death brings music videos back to MTV

Maybe I am too old or too young but I don't remember MTV showing music videos!! It just brings back so many cool memories when I was a kid when I turn to MTV to see and listen to the new songs from bands and singers. Well at least Michael Jackson's death has brought back music videos back to MTV and maybe MTV realizes that it's okay to show music videos during the day and night. People like music videos. People just like music. Music is dying. You are called Music television start acting like it. I have never been a fan of Michael Jackson because of the stuff with the kids but he did have some cool music videos. Here are my top three music videos.



I like the Eddie Van Halen guitar riff and gangs start to dancing for no reason.



I am not sure if I like this song because of the Alien Ant Farm cover or remembering when I was 4 or 5 and watching this video and thinking this guy has a cool hat.



I like the beat and the way the side walks light up. Those are my three favorite MJ videos.

I sort of feel sorry for him because after the Bad album, he became a recluse and insignificant in the music world. That dangerous album was lame and soon got knocked off the charts by Nirvana's Nevermind. Michael Jackson was never the same musically. Then all the pedophilia stuff occurred. I think he was in denial and hated himself so much. Again I can't believe, I am typing a blog about Michael Jackson. This world has gone to hell or I am in denial. It has taken me a day to comment on his death because I wanted to taken in everything he did and to hear the thoughts of other people. I was going to do a harsh post about what a freak he was but then I started watching all of his old videos and realize, damn! Those were cool videos. I guess I am like every one else, I am a pop culture junkie, whore and hypocrite. I still think the news media should be ashamed of themselves but I am glad MTV is showing music videos once again. And I guess that is all that matters at this time.

Kid sings Don't Stop Believing

I know another Journey video cover. Hey, it's been a slow week for me. This is all I got. This is all I am willing to give at this moment.

Riley sings "Don't Stop Believing" from Ronnie Silos on Vimeo.



That wasn't so bad. I thought the kid did a good job. He is no Ellen Page.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Ricky Rubio

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The asshole of American and the asshole of sports franchises, the Minnesota Timberwolvers selected Ricky Rubio. Poor Ricky Rubio. Poor NBA fans that won't be able to watch Ricky play because he is stuck in Minnesota. Ricky stay in Spain, don't come to Minnesota. Hold out. Make Minnesota trade you. Poor Ricky.



Minnesota sucks.

Michael Jackson is dead

It comes in three. Discuss.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Gay Exorcism

I know a couple gay douches up North who could use an exorcism.



But it wouldn't work on them.

The Uncler returns!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Twitter

Since Hembitch ruined Myspace for everybody with his stalking. I am on Twitter right now and you can follow me here. I usually tweet about things going on at work and parties in Vegas. Follow me.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Artie Lange/The Wrestler

This is kind of late but I thought it was funny. Well Darren Aronofsky had an interview with Howard Stern about The Wrestler. They discuss how Artie audition for the role of the sleazy promoter but didn't get it because his face is to recognizable.





Fat Kid

Who does this remind you of?



Exactly. PWNED.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

nWo

So yeah, I am bored. Well not really. I am about to go to work. Yeah I know late shift but earlier today I was cleaning out my closet and found some of my old collectibles from when I was a kid. I one of the collectibles was this old nWo picture with sign by Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Giant and Syxx. Ah, to be a youth in the 90's.







These guys were awesome. They beat the hell out of everybody and talked shit to them. Yeah I know they were a big influence on my personality. I beat the hell out of douches and talk shit to them afterwards, isn't that right bitch!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

FREEDOM

So yeah I am at work right now and I got this text from a friend. In the text somebody is threatening me with violence and hatred because of my blog. All I can say or type right now using this Iphone is FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freedom of speech, freedom of press and just plain freedom, bitch! Quit stalking, quit reading my blog and just get a life.



Oh and yeah. I have my attorney riding shotgun.

The reason why ESPN sucks

Okay so yeah. I am going to do a series of posts about the reasons why ESPN sucks. It might be daily, weekly or hell might be a couple of times a month. I don't know right now but I have to say for a sports media monopoly not focusing on important sports news story is criminal. I don't care who is going to be the starting quarterback for the University of Minnesota. I want stories that are global!!! For instance there was an election fraud in Iran and the people are protesting the results. Tens of thousands are marching on the streets wearing green protesting their government, knowing that they could be beaten, jailed or killed. They are standing up to injustices and among the protesters where some of the soccer players of the Iran National Team according to the Huffington Post.



The Huffington Post’s Nico Pitney, who has been liveblogging the Iranian protests all week, reports that an Iranian blogger alleges that the football players who wore green wristbands earlier this week in support of the protests have been suspended. The National Iranian American Council’s blog translates a tweet from Iranian Twitter user “Iranbaan,” a source they trust, who wrote, “The soccer players who were wearing green wristbands in the Iran-South Korea game have been suspended.”

Not one mention of this story on ESPN.COM main page and I checked it's SoccerNet page which is hard to find and no mention of this story at all. This is one of many reason ESPN sucks for not informing it's audience about this injustice but instead promote the public lynching of latin players like Sammy Sosa. Shame on you ESPN. I hope your monopoly on sports media ends soon.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Howard Stern and Artie Lange versus Joe Buck

I know this is a little late but I have been busy with work. But here you go!! Artie and Howard talk shit about Joe "SuckCock.com" Buck.







Everyone loves Journey

The Chicago White Sox, The Sopranos finale, and now Ellen Page. Enjoy.





Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Shaq vs Giant Korean

So a couple of weeks ago Jose Canseco got his ass kick by a giant Korean. See video below.



But now Shaq has challenge the giant Korean. Please somebody make this fight happen. Please I will pay money to see this. Have it in Las Vegas.




Make this happen. Affliction? K1? HDNET? Strikeforce? Somebody please make this happen.

He's back!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hembitch is back and is on crack.



Quit stalking me!! Quit reading my blog, first thing in the morning. Get a life. I am trying to forget that there are disgusting people like you, Michael Jackson and the gorilla in this world.



Is not my fault you got duped, dumbass.

Artie Lange Part Deux

Artie PWNS!! Chris Russo. I always hated this guy and I glad Artie came on and brought it.



PS: Why does Hembitch read my blog? Why does have Hembitch have internet connection? For someone being so poor, how can you afford having internet connection? Hembitch and Chris Russo suck 4 life!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Artie Lange

Artie Lange rules and Joe Buck sucks that is what came out of Joe Buck Live last night. Joe Buck is the worse announcer on television, he has ruined playoff baseball and he has ruined NFL football and now he is trying to ruin HBO but thank god for Artie Lange. Lange put Buck in his place by making fun of the piece of shit announcer. Yeah Buck you do suck cock and you are not funny. You should be thanking Artie Lange for saving your piece of shit show. And I would like to thank Artie Lange for great 9 minutes of television last night. Thank god for Artie!!!



Oh Artie was not done there. Look at Buck's face. Fucking douchebag.



UPDATE: That loser Joe Buck has pulled the videos of Artie Lange pwning him on his own show from Youtube. What a cocksucker?! But have no fear!! Here is another video of the massacre.



Oh shit it gets better!!!! ARTIE!!! ARTIE!!!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Minnesota sucks

So yeah I have been told the cheeseburger eating, porn obsess, virgin, douchebag from up North is talking shit again. Oh boy. What can you do? I know!!! Show proof that Minnesota sucks! Yeah!!!!



Oh wait there is more!!!!!



That was good but there is even more!!!



Wow! I guess Hembitch just got pwned!!!



Bitch!!!!

Basketball

So yeah the Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA title about 13 minutes ago. Discuss.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Baseball

So yeah I was working last night and watching all the games on the flat screens and this happen.



Talk about losing a game. Well it wasn't as bad as the way the Twins getting swept by the Yankees with three walk offs but that does come close. In an unrelated note, I am really hungover. No more white russians.

Friday, June 12, 2009

A-Team Movie!

Okay so some rumors are out there about a possible A-Team movie in the works. I was pissed because I am working on an A-Team screenplay. I am almost finish, I just have to work on the ending or the final act but anyway if I was casting the A-Team movie. I would cast these actor to play the legendary foursome.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith would be played by Denzel Washington.

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck would be played by Matthew McConaughey.

Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus - Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock - The motherfucking Kal Pen.

No one can imitate or replace Mr. T but Stone Cold could give a new twist on the character. The other three cast is self explanatory. A-Team! Fuck Yeah!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Shep Smith speaks the truth



A lot of crazy people out there especially in Minnesota with whack jobs like Hembitch and Canagay. These people are so clueless.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Jeffster

Okay so I could not resist. Here are some of the cool jams from Jeffster.



Yes they did play that Wedding gig.



I just hope Jeffster comes back for Season 3.

Africa

I saw this and could only think of one thing. Jeffster!!! The greatest make believe band from a television show. By the way Chuck will back for Season 3.



Sunday, June 7, 2009

Brett Michaels

Well Brett Michaels just gets owned!!



Rock of Love 4!!!! One more time!!!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Lost

2009 Television Critics Award nominees

Program of the year

Battlestar Galactica" (Sci Fi)
Lost" (ABC)
Mad Men" (AMC)
Saturday Night Live" ( NBC)
The Shield" (FX)



Outstanding drama

Breaking Bad" (AMC)
Friday Night Lights" (DirecTV/NBC)
Lost" (ABC)
Mad Men" (AMC)
The Shield" (FX)


More nominations and probably more awards for season 5 of Lost.

Charlie is ALIVE!!

Holy shit! Holy shit! Charlie might be alive or might still be dead but he is going to be back on Lost. I don't know what think right now? Who is dead and who is alive?



I mean it makes sense since what ever happen has not happen yet. Also Sun found Charlie's ring in the baby crib. So does this mean Ana, Eko, Libby, Boone, Shannon and Michael are still alive?

January 2010. January 2010. Destiny Found. Final season of Lost. January 2010.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Young Jews hate Obama



Wow!? I don't know what to say. I am shocked. This guys were drunk and high but still? Come on! How can you say all of that shit? I have to visit Israel and witness this shit myself because it is truly shocking.

Randy Orton owns!



Damn Randy Orton is an asshole. Awesome!

Marey Carey and athletes

For god sake Marey Carey needs to stop stalking athletes and athletes should stop sleeping with her. Marey Carey is a pornstar who also has appeared on Celebrity Rehab even though she is not a celebrity. But now she filming athletes in a hotel room.



Melky what are you doing? Well I know what you are doing but come on!! There is better poon than that.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bill Murray is badass!



During promotion for Terminator Salvation over in the United Kingdom. Director Joseph McGinty Nichol, who likes to call himself a douchebag, I mean McG, spoke about the whole Christian Bale freakout on set.

He then went on about how working on movies can be stressful. Even adding that "I don't think there's been a film I've made where there hasn't been some kind of physical fight. I mean, I've been headbutted by an A-list star. Square in the head. An inch later and my nose would have been obliterated."

So, who was this "A-list star?" Will McG reveal the name? "Nah, I probably shouldn't," he says. "ut it was Bill Murray. Y'know, it's a passionate industry."

Bill Murray beat the shit out of McG because he sucks!! He is one the worst directors of all time. If I had to be an extra in Charlie Angel's, I would have punch MCG in the face. McG should retire and quit ruining movies. McG sucks 4 life!!

Bill Murray is god 4 life!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Monday, June 1, 2009

JJ Abrams

JJ can do it all. Create Lost, reintroduce Star Trek and play keyboards. I did not know he was a master keyboardist!



Again the MTV Movie Awards had great funny bits just they gave awards to movies that suck!!