Sunday, May 31, 2009

The End of May

Well it is the end of May and is quite sad because May is one of my favorite months of the year along with October and January. Well for now on I am going to have the highlight of the month posts at the end of each month of the year. Well I am going to try. So for the month of May the highlight was the Lost finale. Let's bring on June.

Eminem loves him some Bruno

Wow they still show the MTV Movie Awards on television. I was channel surfing when my control fell to the ground because this happen.



By the way the crappy Twilight won best movie, that is all you have to know about the awards themselves but the comedy bits were funny.

Did Bill O'Reilly kill a doctor?

No some douche named Scott Roeder kill the doctor by shooting him inside a church. Inside a church?! What the fuck? This douche was a blogger for Operation Rescue who probably watch all of those segments saying the doctor is a baby killer and must be stop by any means necessary. It is crazy for someone being pro-life to murder someone inside a church!!! A lot of crazy people out there. Bill O'reilly has a lot of explaining to do.

Wall-E

That little robot deserved an Oscar nomination for his performance in this film instead of Sean Penn. I think Wall-E would have lost to Mickey Rourke but at least should have been nominated. Wall-E is a scary film which predicts the future. Damn all those fat people rolling in chairs remind me of what the people of Minnesota look like.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Twitter

So I have been on Twitter for more than six months and I have been using more lately so if anybody wants to follow me, here is the link. BillyBobisDrunk is on Twitter!!!! Check me out bitches!!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Geraldo Rivera



A couple of years ago The Hoff came back to the spotlight with internet videos of his late night cravings of hamburgers, the great film Click with Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken, Jonah Hill, and Kate Beckinsale, his television work in American Idol, America's Got Talent, his sports work with the National Basketball Association team, Dallas Mavericks and their superstar Dirk Niwitski during the National Basketball Association playoffs and his role in the 2006 World Cup of Football/Soccer in Germany, also his famous music videos which include Jump into my Car, Hooked on a Feeling, Secret Agent Man and his remake of I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR FREEDOM and by doing all of this good work. The Hoff won VH1 comeback of the year award. Well deserve award because the Hoff brought down the Berlin wall and should have won a Noble Peace prize but I digress.





This year is a different story, I believe Geraldo Rivera is on pace to win the 2009 VH1 comeback of the year award. Geraldo has made an Emmy award performance In My Name is Earl in which he plays Geraldo Rivera, an investigated reporter. Also his investigated reporting for Fox News on the weekends and his blunt commentary on television and on radio have been superb also his upcoming work the silver screen should solidify his nomination and possible win of VH1 comeback of the year award. I declare 2009 the year of Geraldo Rivera!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Taweret



In Egyptian mythology, Taweret (also spelled Taurt, Tuat, Taueret, Tuart, Ta-weret, Tawaret, and Taueret, and in Greek, Θουέρις "Thoeris" and Toeris). Her name means (one) who is great. When paired with another deity, she became the demon-wife of Apep, the original god of evil. Since Apep was viewed as residing below the horizon, and only present at night, evil during the day then was envisaged as being a result of Taweret's malfeasance.

As the goddess of motherhood, Taweret was eventually assimilated into the identity of Mut, the great-mother goddess.


Is Taweret, Juliet?




Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Jose Canseco

So I am thinking nothing can top Mr. T at Wrigley but when I woke up this morning this happen.



Yes Jose Canseco attempting to fight a giant Korean. I have never seen anything like it and I loved it. I hope Jose Canseco continues to fight and make as much money as he can. Jose Canseco I think you should do a reality tv show about your MMA career. VH1 get this done.

Mr. T

Holy shit!! Mr. T so awesome last night at the Cubs game. Mr. T is an American icon! Mr. T is an American institution! Mr. T is an American Hero!! Mr. T is an American GOD!!



I pity the Pirates as well.

Ferris Bueller

Yes!! They are selling Cameron's house!! Awesome I want it!! No wait I don't because I don't want to live in Highland Park.

Property Information for 370 Beech Street

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THE BEN ROSE HOME-site of the famous movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", cantilevered over the ravine, these two steel and glass buildings, which can never be duplicated, have incredible vistas of the surrounding woods. This is a unique property designed by A. James Speyer and David Haid, both notable architects of the 20th Century. Estate Sale Sold "As Is" No disclosures! This is an amazing architectural treasure.

Property Features

  • Single Family Property

  • Status: Active
  • Area: Highland Park
  • County: Lake
  • Year Built: 1953
  • 4 total bedroom(s)
  • 4 total bath(s)
  • 4 total full bath(s)
  • 8 total rooms
  • Approximately 5300 sq. ft.
  • Type: 1 Story

  • Style: Contemporary
  • Living room
  • Dining room
  • Kitchen
  • Master bedroom is 20X18, on the Main Level, Carpet Flooring, Window Treatments in the Master Bedroom, Master Bedroom Bath
  • Living room is 40X25, on the Main Level, Carpet Flooring, Window Treatments in the Living Room
  • Dining room is on the Main Level, Carpet Flooring, Window Treatments in the Dining Room
  • Family room is 42X35, on the Main Level, Window Treatments in the Family Room
  • Kitchen is 20X16, on the Main Level, Vinyl Flooring, Window Treatments in the Kitchen, Eating Area-Table Space
  • Fireplace(s)
  • Fireplace features: Gas Logs, Gas Starter, Location-Living Room, SeeThrough/Multi Sided
  • 3 car garage
  • Parking features: Off Street, On-Site, Visitor Parking, 3+ Car Garage, Detached, Garage Door Opener/s (Auto), Heated, On-Site, Transmitter/s
  • Heating features: Gas
  • Central air conditioning
  • Inclusions: Oven/Range, Oven-Double, Refrigerator
  • Exterior construction: Aluminum/Vinyl/Steel Siding, Cedar, Glass
  • Approximately 0.75 acre(s)
  • Lot size is between 1/2 and 1 acre
  • Utilities present: WATER: Water- Lake Michigan, SEWER: Sewer-Public
Interior Features
Full Master Bathroom, 2nd Bedroom is 20X13, 2nd Bedroom is on the Main Level, 2nd Bedroom has Carpet Flooring, 2nd Bedroom has Window Treatments, 3rd Bedroom is 15X8, 3rd Bedroom is on the Main Level, 3rd Bedroom has Window Treatments, 4th Bedroom is 10X10, 4th Bedroom is on the Main Level, 4th Bedroom has Window Treatments
Exterior Features
Gravel Driveway
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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Suicide

I just had a good friend of mine commit suicide two days ago and now I have to attend his funeral later this week. It is sad. It is fucking depressing. I hate funerals. I know it has been a tough of couple of years but life is great. Life is grand, life is awesome. Times are a changing. Have hope. Believe in hope. If you are feeling depress, just get drunk with friends. There is no life after death.



Rest in peace. Maybe you are right that there is life after death. I hope so but I am cynic.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Bobby Lashley

Bobby Lashley is a former WWE wrestler and is now fighting in the MMA world. Discuss.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Weezer covers

Weezer covers some cool songs or horrible songs. You decide.



I will have a Lost finale recap soon. I just need a couple of days to recover the mindfuck that is Lost.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Lost!

What the fuck? I hope Jack was right.

I love Juliet. Too bad she fell for Sawyer.

Lost Finale!


I don't know what is going to happen but it seems that everybody on the internet, on satellite radio, and on television are trying to ruin the finale for me. I mean everybody is talking about what is going to happen tonight. I have no idea what is going to happen because whatever happen, happen! Right? Or they are variables and can change the past. Right? Wrong? It is going to be a two hour season finale in which everybody should in play. Hopefully an appearance of Desmond, Claire, Rose and Bernard. I mean come on!! I need to know!! What has happen to them? I don't want to wait until January 2010 to find out!

Where is John Locke leading the others? Is he really going to kill Jacob? Is Sun going to reunite with Jin? Is Jack and Sayid going to save the island and bring everybody back to present time? Is Sawyer finally going to die? After tonight only 18 episodes left to the most pop culture worthy show on television. I don't know what I am going to do after tonight. Six or seven months without Lost.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sex is bad!!!



What a dumbass video? That chump is so Hembitch.

Where Amazing happens?



Good stuff. I love the NBA but this video is funny. NBA is a whole lot better than the NFL at least they encourage fun.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Doucher

Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Why does that doucher keep talking shit? Your life sucks. You live in a shitty state, you live in a trailer, you work at Walmart for minimum wage, you got duped by a gorilla and you watch CSI. Your life really really sucks, douche. Also to all my followers quit sending me message about this douche. I don't care what this big pile gay shit reads my blog. I don't care. Hembitch get a life! Quit eating so many cheeseburgers fat boy. Owned.



Yeah you got pwned, doucher.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

MotherFuckers



Hembitch sucks 4 life.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Harold & Kumar 3!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harold & Kumar 3 is set to appear this Christmas!!



Fuck yes!! Christmas, bongs, weed, beer, naked girls, Jesus, bottomless parties, Harold and Kumar on the greatest day ever! I can't wait.



And don't forget the might fucking NPH!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Who is John Locke?

I want to know what happen to John Locke? Is this the same John Locke? Or is this an evil version of John Locke?



Why did Ben kill Locke? Did he know this was going to happen? Why is Richard Alpert scared of Locke now? And why in the hell is John Locke going to kill Jacob? What has happen to John Locke? Is John Locke truly dead and this thing pretending to be John Locke is the island?

Also what lies in the shadow of the statue?



Holy shit!!! John Locke is what lies in the shadow of the statue!!! Evil John Locke is the new leader of the new group on the present day 2007. Ram, Llana and Ceaser are the true followers of Evil John Locke but then Charles Widmore told Locke that he has to be alive because of the war that is coming. What war is coming? What is wrong with John Locke? Lost is awesome. CSI sucks.

Ben Southall

I really wanted to hate this guy. I mean really hate this guy because I applied for the same job and so did 150,000 other people as well. But this guy named Ben Southall got the job and after watching his video resume. I can see why he won. Good luck Ben, you lucky bastard.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Vincent Van Gogh is a liar

Van Gogh claims he cut off his own ear and gave it to some hooker at a bar. Well it appears that his former friend and fellow painter Paul Gauguin cut his ear off while defending himself in a sword fight.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/may/04/vincent-van-gogh-ear

Paul Gauguin is the coolest, strangest and most depressing artist of his time. His paintings of French Polynesia are classic and now this tale about cutting off Van Gogh's ear just supplants his legacy.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sunday, May 3, 2009

The Hoff is alive!!!!!

Holy shit!! The Hoff supposely almost died Saturday night -early Sunday morning because of alcohol poisoning!!! But it was not the case.

According to TMZ.

David Hasselhoff had way too much to drink yesterday, but sources tell us stories that he was severely poisoned by booze have been greatly exaggerated.

Here's what we know... The Hoff got drunk yesterday but is at home today, regretting what he did but otherwise perfectly fine. His rep, Judy Katz, tells us David "is fine and well and happy and is celebrating his father, Joe Hasselhoff's 80th birthday tonight at dinner... along with his girlfriend, Kimberly."

The Hoff's mega-lawyer, Mel Goldsman, is pissed, claiming Pamela Bach, the ex who never goes away, is behind the story and "in violation of the court's order precluding contacting the media regarding her ex husband."

Goldsman vows to go after Pam in court.

Thank god the Hoff is alive and come to think about it. Nothing can kill the Hoff. He drank too many on Saturday night. Hell I drank way too many on Saturday as well. Hoff is okay and so am I. Hoff is a god.

Manny Pacquiao whoops that ass!!



Damn!! Damn!!! Manny whooped that white boy from England.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory

“Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.” I love this theory and I agree with it. No one can be as cool as Ferris, I mean come on!! Skipping school, picking up the hottest girl in school, going to a Cubs game, singing in the streets of Chicago and driving your dad's expensive car. Ferris Bueller is Tyler Durden or Tyler Durden is Ferris Bueller?


Friday, May 1, 2009

No Doubt is Back!!



Wow is 1996 all over again!!! I remember 1996 I was eleven going on twelve. I was riding my bike, watching Cinemax movies, playing baseball, reading playboys and actually watching music videos on MTV. I know music videos on Music Television. What a concept? 1996 was good year for music with bands like Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, No Doubt, 311, Sublime, Stabbing Westward, Green Day, Beastie Boys, and Metallica. 1996 was also the year East Coast versus West Coast exploded. 1996 was the year of TuPac!!!