Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Life and Times of BillyBobisDrunk

I have been blogging for a couple of months on blogspot and it has been cool. I have been getting a good amount of feedback which has surprise the hell out of me. But this morning I received an email from person who works for an online magazine about a job possibility. I can still work at the Palms and work for this magazine doing some freelance work. I am not sure if it is a good idea but it could open up some new ventures. So I am asking for some of you to give some feedback with comments or emails. What should I do? Also what did you guys think of Lost last night? What an evil bitch, right?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Daniel Faraday

WHAT THE FUCK??????????????!!!!!!!!!!

That was a shocker. I don't know what they are going to do now because I always thought Faraday was the key to going back to present time. And maybe he still is the key. Three more episodes left to find out.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


Love conquers all.

There is still hope for this world.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Ric Flair's family in trouble again.

This is from

Wrestling Legend's Son Busted for Heroin

Richard FliehrThe 21-year-old son of wrestling legend Ric Flair was arrested in North Carolina on Sunday after Charlotte police say they found heroin in his car.

Richard Fliehr
was booked on felony possession of narcotics along with charges of driving while impaired and driving with a revoked license, WSOC is reporting. Fliehr bonded out of jail on Sunday.

This isn't the first time the Nature Boy's boy has been in trouble with the law -- back in March, he was also arrested for driving while impaired.

Flair's daughter, Ashley, was arrested last year for fighting with Ric and a police officer. Ric didn't press charges, but Ashley was charged with assault on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest.

Sunday, April 26, 2009


You motorboating son of a bitch. Des not bad not bad at all. Motorboat is not illegal, it is a great compliment. Observe.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Lost repeat!

What the fuck?!!!!!!! I have been waiting for a week for the new episode and they show a Lost recap show!!! Come on people. Why can't you just show 18 episodes in a row with a two hour season finale? Now I am hearing that there is only three more episodes left including the finale! Are we not missing a couple of episodes? Or is season 6 going to have 20 episodes? I want some answers!! I love Lost. Best show on television. Better than some gay cop show.

Yes it is, Desmond. Yes it is.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Benjamin Linus

The greatest villain of modern times.

Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

Help the Police?

Oh god. Eazy E is rolling in his grave. MC REN is rolling in his grave.

Jesus Christ. Dr. Dre is rolling in his grave.

Ice Cube is rolling in his grave. Damn British people.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Holy Shit! It's the Hoff!!!

At Coachella.

I am going next year if the Hoff is there.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Lost mystery

What lies in the shadow of the statue? If anybody knows what does, please let me know my leaving a comment below. I need to know what that phrase or riddle means. I have to know. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I can't drink beer. I can't get an erection. I can't do anything right now. I was joking about the last statement. My big fella is as strong as a bull. I need to know what lies in the shadow of the statue?

Please tell me!!!!!!!!!! Three more episodes left and I don't know what the hell is going on!! Who are these people asking what lies in the shadow of the statue? Where is Desmond? Where is Sayid? Where in the hell are Rose and Bernard? Where in the hell has Faraday been? Why is Jack, Kate and Hurley in 1977? Why is Miles so important? How can you improve Empire Strikes Back?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Pull an O.J.!!

This is from Rolling Stone magazine in which Hulk Hogan understands why OJ did what he denies he did and the People of California acquitted him of doing.

HULK Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior,"Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it." He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court where Linda's attorney claims she's entitled to use the car and that Hogan's claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.

I just wonder if Brutus Beefcake will drive Hogan in a white bronco if something should happen. Look Hulk. I know you are going through a hard time. Your ex-wife is crazy bitch who is going through menopausal symptoms and is making your life a living hell but this will end sooner than later. Don't kill the bitch. It is not worth it. Believe in karma. What comes around goes around.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kurt Corbain

It has been fifteen years since Kurt Corbain's body was found by an electrician on April 8, 1994.

I was young kid but I was a huge Nirvana fan because of my older cousin Sal buying all their records and playing them for me. I will always love Kurt and Nirvana for getting rid of pop-crap music like Michael Jackson, Journey and New Kids on the Block. Nirvana destroyed Michael Jackson on the album chart and Jacko was never the same. Thank you, Kurt! I will see you some day.

New Eminem

He makes fun of Sarah Palin, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Amy Winehouse, Jon Mayer, Tony Romo, Bret Michaels and other assholes. Man it's 1999 all over again!!! Of course Lisa Ann reprises her role as Sarah Palin.

This is one of my favorite videos from Eminem. Funny shit.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Hansaplast's Condoms Part II

This ad is only being shown in Europe and of course the net. Thank god for the net because cool European ads would never come to America because of religious assholes.

Now back to the ad.

This is the blond.

This is the brunette.

Don't worry Hembitch you won't get it because you have to get laid in order to understand these ads. I love Europeans.

Hansaplast's Condoms

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Don't fuck with Vin Diesel

Box Office Report: 'Fast & Furious' shatters records with $72.5 milion weekend.

In the first truly shocking box office result of the year, Fast & Furious sped away from expectations to gross a humongous $72.5 mil, according to early estimates from Media by Numbers. That result is effectively double what most industry observers had predicted for the debut of the fourth feature in Vin Diesel's car franchise, and it left in the dust a number of notable records:

* Best April opening ever, beating Anger Management's $42.2 mil
* Best Universal Pictures opening ever (three-day), beating The Lost World: Jurassic Park's $72.1 mil
* Best F&F franchise opening ever, beating 2 Fast 2 Furious' $50.5 mil
* Best opening yet in 2009, easily beating the bows of the more-buzzed-about Monsters vs. Aliens ($59.3 mil) and Watchmen ($55.2 mil)
* Best opening ever for stars Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jordana Brewster, as well as for director Justin Lin

Saturday, April 4, 2009


Just stop it! So what we are in a depression that is no reason to kill people. I am tired of going to the HuffingtonPost looking for the newest technology news and instead get an article about some nutjob killing a whole bunch of people. I need happy news. I need happy thoughts. What makes me happy?

Yes. Happy thought.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Jacko is selling his stuff

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who in the blue hell would want to buy any of Jacko's creepy stuff? Okay wrong question. Who in the blue hell besides Hembitch would buy anything previous owned by Michael Jackson?

Would you really want to buy this? No one except scumbags like Hembitch.

Look at this limo. Are you serious? How in the hell is this freak not in jail? Hembitch is sure must be having a wet dream just dreaming about owning any of this crap.

Who knows where that glove has been or who has been in? Disgusting. Here is the rest of the article about that freak, Jacko.

It's finders keepers, for now.

A Los Angeles judge has denied Michael Jackson's bid to have nearly 2,000 pieces of clothing, furniture and other memorabilia returned to him, thereby setting the stage for a massive auction to go ahead as planned later this month.

The auction is scheduled to take place online and at the Beverly Hilton hotel April 22-25.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The New Bruno trailer!!!

Yes finally it has arrive!! BRUNO!!!!!

Wow, I am speechless.

The Martha Show

This has to be the most disgusting show of all time. Congress should pass a law in banning this horrible and sadistic act.

Damn you Martha.

Don't get any ideas Hembitch.