Sunday, March 29, 2009

Lost the Soundtrack

I have been watching Lost since the beginning. On September 22 of 2004, Oceanic flight 815 crashed on a mysterious island and ever since that faithful day. I have been obsess with Lost. I mean obsess with this show so obsess that I have been listening to soundtracks for weeks. It is very disturbing but I can't help it. Michael Giacchino is the composer of Lost and this guy is a genius. The score of Lost is like nothing I have heard on television. Each character has their own classical theme which gives the characters a unique human feel to them.



My favorite by far has to be Desmond's. It is so stoic and simple but tells the story of Desmond's life on and off the island. Locke's is a close second. Now the greatest score music on Lost has to be parting words which was use for the launching of the raft, season one, episode Exodus Part 1.





I wish Lost was on HBO. More violence, more nudity, more sex and more foul language. It is still the best show on television. Nothing compares to it. Nothing.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Shamwow!!!



Well a couple of weeks ago the ShamWow guy got arrested for punching a hooker in the face because the hooker was biting his tongue and wouldn't let go.



I bet that sucks and that is something Hembitch has gone through. But the ShamWow dude has this coming because karma is a bitch. Not a Hembitch but a bitch. Dude you make a video it is going to come back and haunt you.



Dude don't ever get a hooker. Hire a call girl instead they act more professional.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hogan court room drama

I truly fear sorry for Hulk Hogan. All those years getting beat up in the mat. All those surgeries to repair that beat up body and at the end this scumbag of a lawyer is ruining your life. No wonder Hogan wanted to wrestle at Wrestlemania this year because he needed the money to pay for his wife lawyer who is milking every dime he has and his bitch ass ex-wife won't do anything about it. Shouldn't have never done that show. Your family was your weakness and it brought you down.




Wai vs. Pollock III

This is what the world is about. Competition! Who can out drink the other? Who is the man? How many beers can you drink? How many shots can you take? To be the man! You have to beat the man! WOOOOOOOO!!!!




Smashing Pumpkins vs. Super Mario Brothers

Enjoy.




By the way what is up with Billy Corgan pimping his music to dozens of commercials? Nissan? Nissa? Really? Really? Billy, I know it is a tough economy and you probably spent a lot of cash on cars, houses, bitches, alcohol and blow. But come on!! Really? Really? Save your money. Produce new music. Don't pimp out the music of my youth to a car commercials. Sad. Sad. Sad. This is a depressing time in this country. Thank god for internet porn.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

More black on black crime!!



Rampage vs. Rashad! Yes! These motherfuckers are going to kill each other and I can't wait to see it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Jacko is backo!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Please god. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






The pedophile is coming back. I bet Hembitch got all excited and got his panties wet.