Saturday, February 28, 2009

Ron Howard is in the Club!

I don't know about the song but the video is funny as hell.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Mickey "The Ram" Rourke got jobbed!

A true miscarriage of justice occurred earlier tonight. You should judge the performance of true art and not judge it by a political movement. Years from now people will remember the character of the Ram and his resurrection.

And his downfall.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Mario fucked up

What did Mario do?

Where are the Ninja Turtles?


Friday, February 20, 2009

2009 Academy Awards Prediction

Best Picture

* The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* Frost/Nixon
* Milk
* The Reader
* Slumdog Millionaire

Who should win? Slumdog Millionaire
Who will win? Slumdog Millionaire
Darkhorse? The Reader

Best Director

* Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
* Stephen Daldry – The Reader
* David Fincher – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
* Gus Van Sant – Milk

Who should win? Danny Boyle
Who will win? Danny Boyle
Darkhorse? Gus Van Sant

Best Actor

* Richard Jenkins – The Visitor
* Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
* Sean Penn – Milk
* Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

Who should win? Mickey Rourke
Who will win? Mickey Rourke
Darkhorse? Mickey Rourke

If Mickey does not win this award, I will boycott the Oscars.

Best Actress

* Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
* Angelina Jolie – Changeling
* Melissa Leo – Frozen River
* Meryl Streep – Doubt
* Kate Winslet – The Reader

Who should win? Anne Hathaway
Who will win? Kate Winslet
Darkhorse? Meryl Streep

Best Supporting Actor

* Josh Brolin – Milk
* Robert Downey, Jr. – Tropic Thunder
* Philip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
* Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
* Michael Shannon – Revolutionary Road

Who should win? Josh Brolin
Who will win? Heath Ledger
Darkhorse? Josh Brolin

Best Supporting Actress

* Amy Adams – Doubt
* Pen̩lope Cruz РVicky Cristina Barcelona
* Viola Davis – Doubt
* Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
* Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler

Who should win? Marisa Tomei
Who will win? Penelope Cruz
Darkhorse? Viola Davis

This is the most wide open category. Any of these talented ladies could win.

Best Original Screenplay

* WALL-E - Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon and Pete Docter
* Happy-Go-Lucky - Mike Leigh
* Frozen River - Courtney Hunt
* In Bruges - Martin McDonagh
* Milk - Dustin Lance Black

Who should win? Milk
Who will win? Milk
Darkhorse? Wall-E

Best Adapted Screenplay

* The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - Eric Roth and Robin Swicord
* Frost/Nixon - Peter Morgan
* The Reader - David Hare
* Slumdog Millionaire - Simon Beaufoy
* Doubt - John Patrick Shanley

Who should win? Slumdog Millionaire
Who will win? Slumdog Millionaire
Darkhorse? - The Reader

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Uncler

Alyssa Milano deserves a Webby for this performance.

God did Hembitch and George Bush ruin the 2000s.

Friday, February 13, 2009

To Hembitch

from the Iron Shiek.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

What the hell is wrong with Hurley this season?

By the way I hate when ABC tells the whole world that someone is going to die on a show. Especially when you are watching a damn NBA GAME!!! Fucking cocksuckers!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Kevin Garnett is a bitch!

Last night was a perfect example of what Kevin Garnett is all about. A bitch! The Celtics are a bunch of bullies and the perfect way to take care of a bully is to punch in the fucking face like the Lakers did last night. I am not a Lakers fan but I am glad Gasol, Kobe and Odom stood up to these assholes and showed the world the best way to beat the Celtics is to punch them in the face down low in the blocks.

Now for more examples of Kevin Garnett being a bitch.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Lost spoiler news!!

Last night episode of Lost was awesome! Some big reveals last night if you have not seen the latest episode of Lost then stop reading. Stop reading right now. Spoiler alert! Stop it!!

This is a spoiler!! Quit reading!!!!! Quit READING!!! SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop Readling right now. Right now.

Okay it is safe.

Dude! JIN IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009


Dude this guy has found the secret of Lost. Is that Faraday? What happened to the Dharma Initiative?

Yeah I know the guy looks like Hembitch.

New Oasis!

Holy fucking shit. I thought this band was dead.

Awesome song.