Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hembitch and Minnesota suck balls

Brett Favre and the ViQueens got their asses kicked. Just like the Minnesota Twins got their asses kicked by the World Champs New York Yankees. Wait a second that means if the ViQueens lost then who is still undefeated in the NFL?



Who dat?

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Hembitch and Minnesota sucks!!

TWINS ARE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!! THE VIKINGS WILL LOSE SOON ENOUGH AND HEMBITCH IS A LOSER 4 LIFE!!

TWINS AND HEMBITCH LOSE!!!!

Hembitch you suck. Minnesota sucks!!! You are a loser and so is your state!! HAHAHA!! Yankees sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Minnesota sucks

Hembitch, Brett Favre, Joe Nathan and the rest of Minnesota are losers!!!!! Minnesota is a douchebag state!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

TWINS LOSE!!!!!!!!

Hembitch is crying somewhere in Minnesota.



Thursday, October 8, 2009

Michael Jackson wanted to be a little white girl



That is so ignorant. Let's climb a tree. LMAO!!!!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Hacked

I have been hacked. Some douche took over my gmail account. Damn you Google for being soft. They have found the ip address of the douche and will take action. I hate hackers.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

VH1 is in trouble

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! We need to get behind Vh1 through this tough time. I mean murder, an escape murderer and then a suicide. Vh1 is okay.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Social Media taking over the world

I think this viral video has inspired me. I am inspired because I am a member of generation y and I feel that we are changing the world. Well maybe not. But who knows? I am going to stick with this blog because I have been getting a shit load of hits. Thank you viral video chart!!

I want to sound like T-Pain



Those motherfuckers are Apple are geniuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am getting the new I-Phone today!!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Glenn Beck murdered and raped a girl in 1990?



I am not saying he did but he has not deny it. I love satire.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Twitter/Band of Horses

I have been tweeting so much that I have mismanaged this blog. I don't know it seems like blogspot has become obsolete just like myspace. Anytime I have something cool to share with the world I use twitter instead of blogspot. So since I am leaving a post, I should give a shout out to something. Let me see. Funeral by Band of Horses is the coolest song ever!!!!!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sarah Palin is the world's greatest

I don't know if this was a joke or someone actually thought this was a good idea. It does not matter it is an instant classic. Enjoy because I surely did.



If the internet went down what would we do for entertainment? Watch TV? Read a book? Probably start shooting random people like the wild wild west by the way that is probably one of the worst movies of all time. Wait I think we still do that in this world. Shoot random people not watch bad movies. Oh wait we do that too. Twilight and Transformers.

I hate Cyborg



Gina will be back. I hope.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

NIKE RAP

Old school hip hop is back thanks to NIKE and NBA players like Kevin Durant, Mo Williams, Rashard Lewis and AI.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Terry Gilliam new Film



It looks like a Terry Gilliam film. Great trailer.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Shakira



I don't know if I like her music but she is entertaining. I can't keep my eyes off of her. She knows what she is doing because most of her videos except for the Hips don't lie video are visually stimulating. She is gifted.

Tea Baggers are back



Damn I think these people are gunning for being the Hembitches of the year. There is nothing wrong with everybody having the choice of health care.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hip Hop is dead



Damn the white man for ruining everything that is cool in the world. Old white men should die all ready. Nas 4 Life!

Green Man vesus Tiger



Green Man strikes again. Fuck you Tiger.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

Dharma is dangerous

Hurley's Fried Chicken



Look how Happy Hugo is shooting that commercial. Jack saved them all.

Lost's Most Wanted



Jack has saved them all.

The newest and hottest joint



This joint is being played all over in Vegas.

They will never beat us

This is a column from AOL FANHOUSE. It just made me laugh when I read it and I know it will piss off a lot of people in New England.

When it comes to the sham that is the Boston Red Sox's championship legacy during the 21st century, it's about the New York Yankees.

It's always been about the Yankees with the Red Sox.

More specifically, it's always been about Yogi Berra's quote for the ages regarding the Red Sox toward his Yankees: "They'll never beat us."

And they haven't. Not legitimately. Especially not given the latest news that David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez formed an artificially inflated duo to slug the Red Sox to those World Series titles in 2004 and 2007.

Mariotti: Big Fraud, Big Stench | Whitley: Titles Not Tainted
Blackistone: Keep Names Coming

Ortiz confirmed through the players' association that he tested positive for drug use in 2003, and sources told the New York Times' Web site that Ramirez did the same. So Ramirez is at least a two-time loser. He served a 50-game suspension earlier this year for violating baseball's drug policy.

All of this means several things. It means the Bloody Sock becomes just a bloody sock. It means Theo Epstein looks more like an opportunist than a whiz kid (in addition to acquiring Ortiz, he grabbed reliever Eric Gagne, another steroid guy). It means those contributing to Fenway Park's record for consecutive sellouts at home are among the bamboozled. It means the rise of the Red Sox Nation is headed for a dramatic collapse, even sooner than I predicted in this space a few weeks ago.

Mostly, it means Bill Buckner's little gaffe, those Game 7 home chokes during the World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals in 1967 and to the Cincinnati Reds in 1975, Bucky Dent, Aaron Bleeping Boone, the Curse of the Bambino -- those things still live for the Red Sox, almost as much as Berra's quote.

Now about that quote...

You remember Berra's other ones, ranging from "It ain't over until it's over" to "I really didn't say what I said" to "When you come to the fork in the road, take it." You would think this one -- "They'll never beat us" -- came during the late 1940s and early 1960s, when Berra used his Hall of Fame bat and glove to help the Yankees smack the Red Sox along the way to winning 10 out of 14 World Series trips.

"His saying of that quote actually started long after his playing career and since his triumphant return to the Yankees after being fired," said Dale Berra, 51, referring to his father's self-imposed exile from the Bronx after George Steinbrenner reneged on his word to retain Yogi as Yankee manager through the 1985 season.

Yogi stayed away from the Yankee Nation until Steinbrenner apologized. That was 15 years later. That also was in the midst of the Yankees' new dynasty, featuring four world championships in five years and more than a few defeats of the Red Sox, often in agonizing (see Aaron Bleeping Boone) fashion. Yogi eventually delivered his quote for those times involving the rivalry, but it really was his quote for all times.

According to Dale Berra, speaking from Mountclair, N.J., where he joins his brothers Larry and Timmy in running the Yogi Berra Museum, his now 84-year-old father always thought the Red Sox grabbed their throats at the sight of pinstripes.

Yogi just never got around to saying it until 2000 or so.

"In fact, way before then, he always talked about how the Red Sox had a great, great team on the field back when he played during the 1950s, but that they could never beat the Yankees, whether it was because of a team chemistry thing or something else," Dale Berra said. "Ted Williams used to tell folks that it was just a guy like Phil Rizzuto that made the Yankees win. Not Mantle or Berra or the big guys. He said it was the little things that the Yankees did, and that the Red Sox were always jealous of the Yankees, because the Red Sox had as good a team on the field as the Yankees did.

"They just couldn't put it together the way the Yankees did."

Then, courtesy of that Bronx-inspired desperation, stretching from the Red Sox front office to the playing field, Boston's two biggest stars discovered a Yankee-killer called steroids. For instance: Ortiz went from a part-time guy with limited power for the Minnesota Twins to Big Papi with 41, 47 and 54 home runs during his first three full seasons in Boston after his arrival in the middle of 2003.

The Red Sox Nation shrugged, then cheered.

It should have screamed over the illegitimacy of it all.

Still, Dale Berra suggested that neither he nor his father sees much Yankee redemption with these revelations regarding Ramirez and Ortiz. When the Mitchell Report gave its finding on baseball's Steroid Era, Yankee players were mentioned early and often.

"Don't forget that when the Red Sox were beating the Yankees [after 2003], they were playing against [former Yankee players] Jason Giambi and Roger Clemens who were all admitted users," Dale Berra said. "Even Andy Pettitte was involved, and who knows about the other guys that they had on those Yankee teams? They all could have been using it, too, and we just don't know about it.

"It was almost an even playing field with the amount of guys using it. I don't think one team can be singled out over another.

Well, you can finger the Red Sox. While the Yankees proved they can whip Boston by pitching, hitting, fielding and running, the Red Sox proved they can whip New York only by juicing.

Terence Moore is a national columnist and commentator for FanHouse. He is a frequent panelist on "Rome Is Burning," an ESPN show hosted by Jim Rome, that is seen Monday through Friday at 4:30 PM ET. Moore spent more than three decades working for major newspapers, including 26 years as an award-winning sports columnist for the San Francisco Examiner and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He resides in Atlanta.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

PRIDE



I miss Pride as well.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

Lance Armstrong

I know he is not going to win the Tour de France but this commercial always gets me motivated to get out of my couch. I have been working out 6 days out of the week. I am trying to get back into surfing shape. I haven't surf in a couple of months but I am going to give it another try. I rather die than stop trying.

Minnesota sucks

Okay yesterday I decided to bet on the Minnesota Twins who were playing the Los Angeles Angels of California of the United States of North America of the world. The Twins have a 5-3 lead with Joe Nathan closing it out. He is actually a good closer, he is on my fantasy team. So I am thinking, I am getting paid tonight. Nope I always forget Minnesota sucks and they blow the lead and blow the game. I am out 100 bucks thanks to Minnesota. Fuck you Minnesota, I am never going to bet on a Minnesota team ever again. Oh and some advise to Joe Mauer. Get out while you can. Don't resign. Sign with a real Major League team. I can't believe I bet on the Minnesota Twins to win.

Funny Shit!!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Glenn Beck

Is this guy crazy? Or is he?? No he is just crazy.



Damn. Freedom of speech is for everyone. Even crazy people like him.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Emmy nominations for Lost

Of course Lost received a whole bunch of Emmy nominations for writing, acting and for being the best show on television.

The writers this season will win an Emmy for the Incident, no doubt in my mind. Also the great Michael Emmerson will win an Emmy for playing the greatest villain in modern television history, Benjamin Linus. Now for the best Drama category is tough because of Mad Men. I like Mad Men, it is cool and realistic but I still give the nudge to Lost. It is between Mad Men and Lost for the best Drama Emmy. Here are the nominations for the 2009 Emmy Awards. Let's go LOST!!!

The Nominees Are...

Outstanding Drama Series

Big Love

Breaking Bad

Damages

Dexter

House

Lost

Mad Men

Writing for a Drama Series

"The Incident" - Lost

"A Night to Remember" - Mad Men

"Six Month Leave" - Mad Men

"The Jet Set" - Mad Men

"Meditations in an Emergency" - Mad Men

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

William Shatner - Boston Legal

Christian Clemenson - Boston Legal

Aaron Paul - Breaking Bad

William Hurt - Damages

Michael Emerson - Lost

John Slattery - Mad Men

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Rampage vs. Rashad

I can't wait for some black on black crime! Also some funny stuff with Brock Lesnar owning Frank Mir. Frank Mir and the rest of UFC pussy ass fans need a lesson from pro wrestling fans. It is entertainment. Sports is entertainment. You were all entertain last Saturday. UFC 100 was almost as good as Wrestlemania.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Brock pwns Mir



Fuck Bud Light. Fuck Frank Mir!! Fuck Dana White. Fuck UFC!! LONG LIVE BROCK LESNAR!!

Friday, July 10, 2009

UFC 100 Weigh-In



I am rooting for Brock because I am or I used to be a huge wrestling fan. I was a big Brock fan when he was in the WWE. I know Frank Mir beat him last time but that was his first fight and I think Brock is a better fighter so I expect him to win. I couldn't get tickets so I am going to work tomorrow night because the bar is going to show the fight and it is going to be pack. I hope people stop ordering drinks when Lesnar fight starts because I am not serving any customers. I don't care if I get fired. This is UFC 100!! This is the Wrestlemania of UFC. I can't wait. Here comes the pain!!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

UFC 100

It is a couple of days away. The greatest PPV spectacle in years. I can't wait. I am trying to get tickets. I will have more on UFC 100 later on in the week.



Ron Artest tribute to Michael Jackson

I know, I am a liar. I am a liar but this is too good. Ron Artest is realest baller in the NBA and has decided to give a tribute to the late Michael Jackson.



This is just classic. The newest LA Laker!!!!! Kobe, Pau and Ron Artest!! The Lakers should win again next year.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Michael Jackson tribute

I know. I know. Another Michael Jackson post. Hey this was funny. This will be the last one. I promise. I think this will be it. I am bored. I am tired. Look I was going to blog about Congressman Peter King blasting Michael Jackson but I didn't it so there.



Oh by the way I forgot to describe this video. This is from Sweden and a bunch of Swedes start to dance in public places and people cheer. Man, I need to go to Sweden. Fine girls over there.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Michael Jackson Memorial

So I wake up around ten and turn on the television to see what is going on this world and there is nothing but wall to wall Michael Jackson memorial coverage. I was shocked. ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, FOX News, MSNBC, CNN, CNN HeadLine News, VH1, BET, MTV and live streams on the Huffington Post. I was dumbfounded. I just couldn't believe it. I go on Twitter and everyone is commenting on the memorial. Then I think to myself this is the pop culture moment of my lifetime. I wasn't alive when Kennedy got shot. I wasn't alive when Elvis died. I wasn't alive when Lennon was shot. This is it. This is the mecca of pop culture. I am witnessing that greatest spectacle of pop culture. I will tell my friends, relatives and maybe and hopefully not children that I saw the Michael Jackson memorial live on television. Laying on the couch while I was hungover. I could be wrong there might be a moment that triumphs this memorial but for now I just witness the pop culture moment of my lifetime and I can't believe it was Michael Jackson who was responsible for this moment.





I mean come on there is Kobe Bryant, Brooke Shields, John Mayer, Smokey Robinson, Usher, Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder, Magic Johnson, Queen Latifa and Rev. Al Shaprton. You can't make this stuff up.

Rev. Al Sharpton

If I ever die and his holiness is still alive. I would want Rev. Al Sharpton to speak at my funeral because he is the man. The man can give a great speech with emotion and conviction.



Rev. Al Sharpton is the best.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Who dry humps anymore?

And here we go. On the way to a Blur concert during the holiday weekend this happen.



This couple still dry humps in front of people just walking by and some dude filming them. You can't make this shit up. And in a related note. This happen.



I never knew Blur brought this much emotion from people.

Tom Green got beat up?


Actor Tom Green has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated into a physical altercation in Fullerton CA, a suburb 30 minutes south east of Los Angeles. Tom Green was unresponsive upon the arrival of police officers.

I am calling bullshit on this story just like the Jeff Goldblum is dead story. I bet Tom Green is fine because if he was in an accident TMZ would be at the hospital right now taking pictures of his limp body.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th of July

Have a safe and drunk holiday weekend.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Bar Rafaeli is naked

I have been doing this blog for about a year with about 200 or so posts but no other posts compare to this one. In one of the greatest videos, I have ever seen. This videos is art. This is what art is suppose to be.



I love Israel.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The End of June

Well it is the end of June and the whole world is going crazy. The powers to be stole an election in Iran, US military are pulling out of Iraq, The Hangover made box office history, Roger Federer finally won the French Open, a doughy douche named Hembitch threatened to sue me, and a sad, depress, tragic 80's pop star died of a drug overdose. What a hell of a month?! I can't wait for the month of July. It is going to be hot which means more pool time!!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Some good news! Lima time!!!


Yes....... And this is a nice break.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Life after Death

SOLSTORM - Auroras in Norway from Terje Nesthus on Vimeo.



It has to be something after this. Don't you think? Or don't you hope?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson's death brings music videos back to MTV

Maybe I am too old or too young but I don't remember MTV showing music videos!! It just brings back so many cool memories when I was a kid when I turn to MTV to see and listen to the new songs from bands and singers. Well at least Michael Jackson's death has brought back music videos back to MTV and maybe MTV realizes that it's okay to show music videos during the day and night. People like music videos. People just like music. Music is dying. You are called Music television start acting like it. I have never been a fan of Michael Jackson because of the stuff with the kids but he did have some cool music videos. Here are my top three music videos.



I like the Eddie Van Halen guitar riff and gangs start to dancing for no reason.



I am not sure if I like this song because of the Alien Ant Farm cover or remembering when I was 4 or 5 and watching this video and thinking this guy has a cool hat.



I like the beat and the way the side walks light up. Those are my three favorite MJ videos.

I sort of feel sorry for him because after the Bad album, he became a recluse and insignificant in the music world. That dangerous album was lame and soon got knocked off the charts by Nirvana's Nevermind. Michael Jackson was never the same musically. Then all the pedophilia stuff occurred. I think he was in denial and hated himself so much. Again I can't believe, I am typing a blog about Michael Jackson. This world has gone to hell or I am in denial. It has taken me a day to comment on his death because I wanted to taken in everything he did and to hear the thoughts of other people. I was going to do a harsh post about what a freak he was but then I started watching all of his old videos and realize, damn! Those were cool videos. I guess I am like every one else, I am a pop culture junkie, whore and hypocrite. I still think the news media should be ashamed of themselves but I am glad MTV is showing music videos once again. And I guess that is all that matters at this time.

Kid sings Don't Stop Believing

I know another Journey video cover. Hey, it's been a slow week for me. This is all I got. This is all I am willing to give at this moment.

Riley sings "Don't Stop Believing" from Ronnie Silos on Vimeo.



That wasn't so bad. I thought the kid did a good job. He is no Ellen Page.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Ricky Rubio

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The asshole of American and the asshole of sports franchises, the Minnesota Timberwolvers selected Ricky Rubio. Poor Ricky Rubio. Poor NBA fans that won't be able to watch Ricky play because he is stuck in Minnesota. Ricky stay in Spain, don't come to Minnesota. Hold out. Make Minnesota trade you. Poor Ricky.



Minnesota sucks.

Michael Jackson is dead

It comes in three. Discuss.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Gay Exorcism

I know a couple gay douches up North who could use an exorcism.



But it wouldn't work on them.

The Uncler returns!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Twitter

Since Hembitch ruined Myspace for everybody with his stalking. I am on Twitter right now and you can follow me here. I usually tweet about things going on at work and parties in Vegas. Follow me.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Artie Lange/The Wrestler

This is kind of late but I thought it was funny. Well Darren Aronofsky had an interview with Howard Stern about The Wrestler. They discuss how Artie audition for the role of the sleazy promoter but didn't get it because his face is to recognizable.





Fat Kid

Who does this remind you of?



Exactly. PWNED.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

nWo

So yeah, I am bored. Well not really. I am about to go to work. Yeah I know late shift but earlier today I was cleaning out my closet and found some of my old collectibles from when I was a kid. I one of the collectibles was this old nWo picture with sign by Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Giant and Syxx. Ah, to be a youth in the 90's.







These guys were awesome. They beat the hell out of everybody and talked shit to them. Yeah I know they were a big influence on my personality. I beat the hell out of douches and talk shit to them afterwards, isn't that right bitch!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

FREEDOM

So yeah I am at work right now and I got this text from a friend. In the text somebody is threatening me with violence and hatred because of my blog. All I can say or type right now using this Iphone is FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freedom of speech, freedom of press and just plain freedom, bitch! Quit stalking, quit reading my blog and just get a life.



Oh and yeah. I have my attorney riding shotgun.

The reason why ESPN sucks

Okay so yeah. I am going to do a series of posts about the reasons why ESPN sucks. It might be daily, weekly or hell might be a couple of times a month. I don't know right now but I have to say for a sports media monopoly not focusing on important sports news story is criminal. I don't care who is going to be the starting quarterback for the University of Minnesota. I want stories that are global!!! For instance there was an election fraud in Iran and the people are protesting the results. Tens of thousands are marching on the streets wearing green protesting their government, knowing that they could be beaten, jailed or killed. They are standing up to injustices and among the protesters where some of the soccer players of the Iran National Team according to the Huffington Post.



The Huffington Post’s Nico Pitney, who has been liveblogging the Iranian protests all week, reports that an Iranian blogger alleges that the football players who wore green wristbands earlier this week in support of the protests have been suspended. The National Iranian American Council’s blog translates a tweet from Iranian Twitter user “Iranbaan,” a source they trust, who wrote, “The soccer players who were wearing green wristbands in the Iran-South Korea game have been suspended.”

Not one mention of this story on ESPN.COM main page and I checked it's SoccerNet page which is hard to find and no mention of this story at all. This is one of many reason ESPN sucks for not informing it's audience about this injustice but instead promote the public lynching of latin players like Sammy Sosa. Shame on you ESPN. I hope your monopoly on sports media ends soon.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Howard Stern and Artie Lange versus Joe Buck

I know this is a little late but I have been busy with work. But here you go!! Artie and Howard talk shit about Joe "SuckCock.com" Buck.







Everyone loves Journey

The Chicago White Sox, The Sopranos finale, and now Ellen Page. Enjoy.





Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Shaq vs Giant Korean

So a couple of weeks ago Jose Canseco got his ass kick by a giant Korean. See video below.



But now Shaq has challenge the giant Korean. Please somebody make this fight happen. Please I will pay money to see this. Have it in Las Vegas.




Make this happen. Affliction? K1? HDNET? Strikeforce? Somebody please make this happen.

He's back!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hembitch is back and is on crack.



Quit stalking me!! Quit reading my blog, first thing in the morning. Get a life. I am trying to forget that there are disgusting people like you, Michael Jackson and the gorilla in this world.



Is not my fault you got duped, dumbass.

Artie Lange Part Deux

Artie PWNS!! Chris Russo. I always hated this guy and I glad Artie came on and brought it.



PS: Why does Hembitch read my blog? Why does have Hembitch have internet connection? For someone being so poor, how can you afford having internet connection? Hembitch and Chris Russo suck 4 life!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Artie Lange

Artie Lange rules and Joe Buck sucks that is what came out of Joe Buck Live last night. Joe Buck is the worse announcer on television, he has ruined playoff baseball and he has ruined NFL football and now he is trying to ruin HBO but thank god for Artie Lange. Lange put Buck in his place by making fun of the piece of shit announcer. Yeah Buck you do suck cock and you are not funny. You should be thanking Artie Lange for saving your piece of shit show. And I would like to thank Artie Lange for great 9 minutes of television last night. Thank god for Artie!!!



Oh Artie was not done there. Look at Buck's face. Fucking douchebag.



UPDATE: That loser Joe Buck has pulled the videos of Artie Lange pwning him on his own show from Youtube. What a cocksucker?! But have no fear!! Here is another video of the massacre.



Oh shit it gets better!!!! ARTIE!!! ARTIE!!!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Minnesota sucks

So yeah I have been told the cheeseburger eating, porn obsess, virgin, douchebag from up North is talking shit again. Oh boy. What can you do? I know!!! Show proof that Minnesota sucks! Yeah!!!!



Oh wait there is more!!!!!



That was good but there is even more!!!



Wow! I guess Hembitch just got pwned!!!



Bitch!!!!

Basketball

So yeah the Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA title about 13 minutes ago. Discuss.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Baseball

So yeah I was working last night and watching all the games on the flat screens and this happen.



Talk about losing a game. Well it wasn't as bad as the way the Twins getting swept by the Yankees with three walk offs but that does come close. In an unrelated note, I am really hungover. No more white russians.

Friday, June 12, 2009

A-Team Movie!

Okay so some rumors are out there about a possible A-Team movie in the works. I was pissed because I am working on an A-Team screenplay. I am almost finish, I just have to work on the ending or the final act but anyway if I was casting the A-Team movie. I would cast these actor to play the legendary foursome.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith would be played by Denzel Washington.

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck would be played by Matthew McConaughey.

Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus - Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock - The motherfucking Kal Pen.

No one can imitate or replace Mr. T but Stone Cold could give a new twist on the character. The other three cast is self explanatory. A-Team! Fuck Yeah!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Shep Smith speaks the truth



A lot of crazy people out there especially in Minnesota with whack jobs like Hembitch and Canagay. These people are so clueless.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Jeffster

Okay so I could not resist. Here are some of the cool jams from Jeffster.



Yes they did play that Wedding gig.



I just hope Jeffster comes back for Season 3.

Africa

I saw this and could only think of one thing. Jeffster!!! The greatest make believe band from a television show. By the way Chuck will back for Season 3.



Sunday, June 7, 2009

Brett Michaels

Well Brett Michaels just gets owned!!



Rock of Love 4!!!! One more time!!!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Lost

2009 Television Critics Award nominees

Program of the year

Battlestar Galactica" (Sci Fi)
Lost" (ABC)
Mad Men" (AMC)
Saturday Night Live" ( NBC)
The Shield" (FX)



Outstanding drama

Breaking Bad" (AMC)
Friday Night Lights" (DirecTV/NBC)
Lost" (ABC)
Mad Men" (AMC)
The Shield" (FX)


More nominations and probably more awards for season 5 of Lost.

Charlie is ALIVE!!

Holy shit! Holy shit! Charlie might be alive or might still be dead but he is going to be back on Lost. I don't know what think right now? Who is dead and who is alive?



I mean it makes sense since what ever happen has not happen yet. Also Sun found Charlie's ring in the baby crib. So does this mean Ana, Eko, Libby, Boone, Shannon and Michael are still alive?

January 2010. January 2010. Destiny Found. Final season of Lost. January 2010.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Young Jews hate Obama



Wow!? I don't know what to say. I am shocked. This guys were drunk and high but still? Come on! How can you say all of that shit? I have to visit Israel and witness this shit myself because it is truly shocking.

Randy Orton owns!



Damn Randy Orton is an asshole. Awesome!

Marey Carey and athletes

For god sake Marey Carey needs to stop stalking athletes and athletes should stop sleeping with her. Marey Carey is a pornstar who also has appeared on Celebrity Rehab even though she is not a celebrity. But now she filming athletes in a hotel room.



Melky what are you doing? Well I know what you are doing but come on!! There is better poon than that.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bill Murray is badass!



During promotion for Terminator Salvation over in the United Kingdom. Director Joseph McGinty Nichol, who likes to call himself a douchebag, I mean McG, spoke about the whole Christian Bale freakout on set.

He then went on about how working on movies can be stressful. Even adding that "I don't think there's been a film I've made where there hasn't been some kind of physical fight. I mean, I've been headbutted by an A-list star. Square in the head. An inch later and my nose would have been obliterated."

So, who was this "A-list star?" Will McG reveal the name? "Nah, I probably shouldn't," he says. "ut it was Bill Murray. Y'know, it's a passionate industry."

Bill Murray beat the shit out of McG because he sucks!! He is one the worst directors of all time. If I had to be an extra in Charlie Angel's, I would have punch MCG in the face. McG should retire and quit ruining movies. McG sucks 4 life!!

Bill Murray is god 4 life!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Monday, June 1, 2009

JJ Abrams

JJ can do it all. Create Lost, reintroduce Star Trek and play keyboards. I did not know he was a master keyboardist!



Again the MTV Movie Awards had great funny bits just they gave awards to movies that suck!!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

The End of May

Well it is the end of May and is quite sad because May is one of my favorite months of the year along with October and January. Well for now on I am going to have the highlight of the month posts at the end of each month of the year. Well I am going to try. So for the month of May the highlight was the Lost finale. Let's bring on June.

Eminem loves him some Bruno

Wow they still show the MTV Movie Awards on television. I was channel surfing when my control fell to the ground because this happen.



By the way the crappy Twilight won best movie, that is all you have to know about the awards themselves but the comedy bits were funny.

Did Bill O'Reilly kill a doctor?

No some douche named Scott Roeder kill the doctor by shooting him inside a church. Inside a church?! What the fuck? This douche was a blogger for Operation Rescue who probably watch all of those segments saying the doctor is a baby killer and must be stop by any means necessary. It is crazy for someone being pro-life to murder someone inside a church!!! A lot of crazy people out there. Bill O'reilly has a lot of explaining to do.

Wall-E

That little robot deserved an Oscar nomination for his performance in this film instead of Sean Penn. I think Wall-E would have lost to Mickey Rourke but at least should have been nominated. Wall-E is a scary film which predicts the future. Damn all those fat people rolling in chairs remind me of what the people of Minnesota look like.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Twitter

So I have been on Twitter for more than six months and I have been using more lately so if anybody wants to follow me, here is the link. BillyBobisDrunk is on Twitter!!!! Check me out bitches!!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Geraldo Rivera



A couple of years ago The Hoff came back to the spotlight with internet videos of his late night cravings of hamburgers, the great film Click with Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken, Jonah Hill, and Kate Beckinsale, his television work in American Idol, America's Got Talent, his sports work with the National Basketball Association team, Dallas Mavericks and their superstar Dirk Niwitski during the National Basketball Association playoffs and his role in the 2006 World Cup of Football/Soccer in Germany, also his famous music videos which include Jump into my Car, Hooked on a Feeling, Secret Agent Man and his remake of I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR FREEDOM and by doing all of this good work. The Hoff won VH1 comeback of the year award. Well deserve award because the Hoff brought down the Berlin wall and should have won a Noble Peace prize but I digress.





This year is a different story, I believe Geraldo Rivera is on pace to win the 2009 VH1 comeback of the year award. Geraldo has made an Emmy award performance In My Name is Earl in which he plays Geraldo Rivera, an investigated reporter. Also his investigated reporting for Fox News on the weekends and his blunt commentary on television and on radio have been superb also his upcoming work the silver screen should solidify his nomination and possible win of VH1 comeback of the year award. I declare 2009 the year of Geraldo Rivera!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Taweret



In Egyptian mythology, Taweret (also spelled Taurt, Tuat, Taueret, Tuart, Ta-weret, Tawaret, and Taueret, and in Greek, Θουέρις "Thoeris" and Toeris). Her name means (one) who is great. When paired with another deity, she became the demon-wife of Apep, the original god of evil. Since Apep was viewed as residing below the horizon, and only present at night, evil during the day then was envisaged as being a result of Taweret's malfeasance.

As the goddess of motherhood, Taweret was eventually assimilated into the identity of Mut, the great-mother goddess.


Is Taweret, Juliet?




Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Jose Canseco

So I am thinking nothing can top Mr. T at Wrigley but when I woke up this morning this happen.



Yes Jose Canseco attempting to fight a giant Korean. I have never seen anything like it and I loved it. I hope Jose Canseco continues to fight and make as much money as he can. Jose Canseco I think you should do a reality tv show about your MMA career. VH1 get this done.

Mr. T

Holy shit!! Mr. T so awesome last night at the Cubs game. Mr. T is an American icon! Mr. T is an American institution! Mr. T is an American Hero!! Mr. T is an American GOD!!



I pity the Pirates as well.

Ferris Bueller

Yes!! They are selling Cameron's house!! Awesome I want it!! No wait I don't because I don't want to live in Highland Park.

Property Information for 370 Beech Street

Save Listing
THE BEN ROSE HOME-site of the famous movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", cantilevered over the ravine, these two steel and glass buildings, which can never be duplicated, have incredible vistas of the surrounding woods. This is a unique property designed by A. James Speyer and David Haid, both notable architects of the 20th Century. Estate Sale Sold "As Is" No disclosures! This is an amazing architectural treasure.

Property Features

  • Single Family Property

  • Status: Active
  • Area: Highland Park
  • County: Lake
  • Year Built: 1953
  • 4 total bedroom(s)
  • 4 total bath(s)
  • 4 total full bath(s)
  • 8 total rooms
  • Approximately 5300 sq. ft.
  • Type: 1 Story

  • Style: Contemporary
  • Living room
  • Dining room
  • Kitchen
  • Master bedroom is 20X18, on the Main Level, Carpet Flooring, Window Treatments in the Master Bedroom, Master Bedroom Bath
  • Living room is 40X25, on the Main Level, Carpet Flooring, Window Treatments in the Living Room
  • Dining room is on the Main Level, Carpet Flooring, Window Treatments in the Dining Room
  • Family room is 42X35, on the Main Level, Window Treatments in the Family Room
  • Kitchen is 20X16, on the Main Level, Vinyl Flooring, Window Treatments in the Kitchen, Eating Area-Table Space
  • Fireplace(s)
  • Fireplace features: Gas Logs, Gas Starter, Location-Living Room, SeeThrough/Multi Sided
  • 3 car garage
  • Parking features: Off Street, On-Site, Visitor Parking, 3+ Car Garage, Detached, Garage Door Opener/s (Auto), Heated, On-Site, Transmitter/s
  • Heating features: Gas
  • Central air conditioning
  • Inclusions: Oven/Range, Oven-Double, Refrigerator
  • Exterior construction: Aluminum/Vinyl/Steel Siding, Cedar, Glass
  • Approximately 0.75 acre(s)
  • Lot size is between 1/2 and 1 acre
  • Utilities present: WATER: Water- Lake Michigan, SEWER: Sewer-Public
Interior Features
Full Master Bathroom, 2nd Bedroom is 20X13, 2nd Bedroom is on the Main Level, 2nd Bedroom has Carpet Flooring, 2nd Bedroom has Window Treatments, 3rd Bedroom is 15X8, 3rd Bedroom is on the Main Level, 3rd Bedroom has Window Treatments, 4th Bedroom is 10X10, 4th Bedroom is on the Main Level, 4th Bedroom has Window Treatments
Exterior Features
Gravel Driveway
Listing Information
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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Suicide

I just had a good friend of mine commit suicide two days ago and now I have to attend his funeral later this week. It is sad. It is fucking depressing. I hate funerals. I know it has been a tough of couple of years but life is great. Life is grand, life is awesome. Times are a changing. Have hope. Believe in hope. If you are feeling depress, just get drunk with friends. There is no life after death.



Rest in peace. Maybe you are right that there is life after death. I hope so but I am cynic.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Bobby Lashley

Bobby Lashley is a former WWE wrestler and is now fighting in the MMA world. Discuss.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Weezer covers

Weezer covers some cool songs or horrible songs. You decide.



I will have a Lost finale recap soon. I just need a couple of days to recover the mindfuck that is Lost.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Lost!

What the fuck? I hope Jack was right.

I love Juliet. Too bad she fell for Sawyer.

Lost Finale!


I don't know what is going to happen but it seems that everybody on the internet, on satellite radio, and on television are trying to ruin the finale for me. I mean everybody is talking about what is going to happen tonight. I have no idea what is going to happen because whatever happen, happen! Right? Or they are variables and can change the past. Right? Wrong? It is going to be a two hour season finale in which everybody should in play. Hopefully an appearance of Desmond, Claire, Rose and Bernard. I mean come on!! I need to know!! What has happen to them? I don't want to wait until January 2010 to find out!

Where is John Locke leading the others? Is he really going to kill Jacob? Is Sun going to reunite with Jin? Is Jack and Sayid going to save the island and bring everybody back to present time? Is Sawyer finally going to die? After tonight only 18 episodes left to the most pop culture worthy show on television. I don't know what I am going to do after tonight. Six or seven months without Lost.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sex is bad!!!



What a dumbass video? That chump is so Hembitch.

Where Amazing happens?



Good stuff. I love the NBA but this video is funny. NBA is a whole lot better than the NFL at least they encourage fun.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Doucher

Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Why does that doucher keep talking shit? Your life sucks. You live in a shitty state, you live in a trailer, you work at Walmart for minimum wage, you got duped by a gorilla and you watch CSI. Your life really really sucks, douche. Also to all my followers quit sending me message about this douche. I don't care what this big pile gay shit reads my blog. I don't care. Hembitch get a life! Quit eating so many cheeseburgers fat boy. Owned.



Yeah you got pwned, doucher.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

MotherFuckers



Hembitch sucks 4 life.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Harold & Kumar 3!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harold & Kumar 3 is set to appear this Christmas!!



Fuck yes!! Christmas, bongs, weed, beer, naked girls, Jesus, bottomless parties, Harold and Kumar on the greatest day ever! I can't wait.



And don't forget the might fucking NPH!!!!!!!!!!