Well I would like to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except for you Hembitch. And in honor of Hembitch, he is a cool story from Minnesota. This is from the Smokinggun.com
High-Scoring Metrodome Affair
Couple cited for men's loo tryst during Big Ten football clash
NOVEMBER 26--Is there a more romantic place for a carnal clinch than a handicap toilet stall at an indoor stadium in Minneapolis? Well, that's where two college football fans decided to get busy during Saturday night's game between the University of Iowa and the University of Minnesota (Iowa's Hawkeyes prevailed 55-0). As detailed in the below University of Minnesota Police Department report, "approximately 15 people gathered around the stall cheering and laughing" before cops broke up the Metrodome men's room union between a 38-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man. The arrestees, both Minnesota residents, were each charged with indecent conduct, a misdemeanor. The woman was cited and "released to her husband," who also attended the game. The man was cited and "released to his girlfriend." It is unclear if the respective couples attended the game together.
55-0!!!!! Minnesota does suck!!