Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Well I would like to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except for you Hembitch. And in honor of Hembitch, he is a cool story from Minnesota. This is from the

High-Scoring Metrodome Affair

Couple cited for men's loo tryst during Big Ten football clash

NOVEMBER 26--Is there a more romantic place for a carnal clinch than a handicap toilet stall at an indoor stadium in Minneapolis? Well, that's where two college football fans decided to get busy during Saturday night's game between the University of Iowa and the University of Minnesota (Iowa's Hawkeyes prevailed 55-0). As detailed in the below University of Minnesota Police Department report, "approximately 15 people gathered around the stall cheering and laughing" before cops broke up the Metrodome men's room union between a 38-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man. The arrestees, both Minnesota residents, were each charged with indecent conduct, a misdemeanor. The woman was cited and "released to her husband," who also attended the game. The man was cited and "released to his girlfriend." It is unclear if the respective couples attended the game together.

55-0!!!!! Minnesota does suck!!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Price is Right, bitch!!

I am going to the Price is Right next year.

I am so going to the Price is Right next year. You got to be ribbing. You got to be ribbing. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.

Monday, November 24, 2008

म्यूजिक इस dead

Kanye is right music is dead because of these corporations running this record companies. Also these musicians caring more about getting rich, doing drugs and getting laid.

Kanye is the only person trying to save music.

"It's our responsibility as musicians to keep pushing each other," West said. "We will be the new Beatles, the new (Jimi) Hendrix. I want to be Elvis."

Kanye, you are Elvis.

Friday, November 21, 2008

The loss of MTV

I am so glad MTV doesn't show any music videos any more and TRL has been canceled. I mean if they did this the shit they would be playing right now.

And bitches like Hembitch would be voting for this crap. All this video needs is a cameo from Whacko Jacko.

Now to other strange videos. They played this video at the club last night and I don't know what to make of it. I think I like it. I read on Buzzfeed that this band Brokencyde sounds like the Insane Clown Posse if they ever decided to be a boy band.

Hembitch is a loser 4 LIFE!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

True Art

This is art at it's finest.


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

It's Always Sunny in Philadephia

I am so glad that this show came into my life in 2005. Some people might like the Office, some people might like Testees, hell some dumbasses even like Two and Half Men. God that is an awful show probably Hembitch likes it. But to me It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on television.

My favorite character is Charlie. Charlie is truly a character sort of reminds me of my cousin Sal.

Green Man.

The Dance off.

Charlie is the man. I just wish I could be a quarter of man that he is.

Hembitch quit stalking me, bitch!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Which is better?

Is this version better?

Or is the original better?

I have to say Rihanna and T.I. because the original always reminds me of this Hembitch wannabe.

Damnit that guy looks just like Hembitch. Hey Hembitch, how about your ViQueens?!!

Friday, November 7, 2008


I received this video from Dustin and I have to agree with him. The United States is going to become the dumbest country in the world if we keep letting dumb, fat, stupid, retarded, uneducated assholes continue to marry and breed. I know California pass the ban on gay marriage but I think there should be ban on low class dumb asses marrying and breeding. I believe every citizen should take an IQ test and the test will determine if you should be allow to marry or breed. What do you guys think? What should be the cutoff number on the IQ test? Give me some feedback.

Because America can't afford anymore Hembitches in the world. SAY NO TO HEMBITCH!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Minnesota does it again!

Minnesota is the dumbest state of the union. Look at who they elected.

At least they did not vote for Stuart Smalley.

Wow those idiots actually listen to these people. Idiots!! Idiots!!! Idiots!!!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Daylight savings

Why in the hell do we have Daylight savings anymore? Why? Here in Las Vegas we don't need it. We do not save any energy. There are no farmers in Nevada well except those illegal farmers. I think the United States government needs to eliminate Daylight savings time. Get rid of it now. I am done with subject. I know what you are wondering is a Saturday night what the hell I am doing writing a blog on Saturday night. Well I have been suspended for a week from job because I got into a fight with customer who was being a hembitch. "A Hembitch is a guy who is a douchebag who can never get laid who acts like an asshole to everybody." AKA HEMBICH

This guy was being rude to everybody and grabbing girls asses so I asked him to leave and he took a swing at me. I know I should have waited for security but I couldn't resist. I knocked him out with one uppercut to the chin. I didn't follow protocol and now I am bored on a Saturday night.