Tuesday, July 29, 2008

EARTHQUAKE!!

Oh my god! I was taking a shit when all of sudden my condo shook for about ten seconds. I was in shock but thank god that it was a small earthquake because I don't have earthquake insurance!! My condo is only a year old! Man that scared me. You don't expect to an earthquake to occur while you are taking a dump. Well it could be worse I could be living in Minnesota!!

Friday, July 18, 2008

The Dark Knight



When my shift ended at 1:30 a.m. I ran through the lobby and into the elevator. I waited impatiently for about a minute and ran out like a bullet straight to the parking garage. I got into my car and drove out like Rampage Jackson but no cops were in sight. Rampage had nothing on me on this night. I was passing so many cars and finally I reached my destination. I parked my car in the first parking spot I saw and got out of my car and ran like a madman. I saw my friends waiting outside the place. They ask me "what took so long?", I replied "traffic." They hand me my ticket and we enter the movie theater and once we enter it is a madhouse. I see douchebags wearing costumes and people with green hair. I see five year olds out at 2 in the morning waiting in line to see a movie in which some reviews have called to dark and violent for children. I see these two white guys with glasses are the first two in line for the 2 a.m. showing of the Dark Knight. One of them is a skinny dude with a big nose, thick glasses and wearing a Batman and Robin t-shirt. Another guy is a chubby read headed nerd with glasses with a Michael Jackson t-shirt. I thought to myself, "Oh no. They have found me." But then I realize it wasn't the bitch twins. My friend Catalina tells me that the teaser poster for the Dark Knight creeps her out and she can't believe they are marketing a dead guy. I told her this movie was going to be huge in the first place but she did have a point. This movie is probably going to have the biggest opening weekend ever because of Heath Ledger's death.



Especially when people have been speculating that his portrayal of the Joker caused his insomaia and his tragic death. Which is total bullshit. But people on the internet and in the other media like to speculate and report rumors as news. Finally after waiting in line for about 45 minutes we enter the theater and I am lucky enough to be sitting next some douchebag with a Batman costume. Great times. The theater goes dark and the movie begins.



I will have a review later tonight.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

I am in Love!!

Oh my god. I have fallen in love for the 7th time in my life. This is love at first sight! Friends and Romans I am telling you the truth this time. The first time I set eyes on this girl. I knew I was in love. This girl has beauty and brains. My co-workers told me I was crazy but I knew she was the one. She is an exotic goddess thats needs my love. I don't know what to do. Should I pursue her? Or should I just let her be? My co-workers think I am out my league but I disagree. I will pursue this woman. I will let his know that this man fancies her. It will be ought to her if she feels the same way. My lady of affection.



2008 Miss Universe! Dayana Mendoza! You are the girl for me and I am the man for you. I know we are meant to be together. I will sing you this song and congratulate you in winning Miss Universe you deserved it. Here is my song. You can reach me at MYSPACEACCOUNT



We will be together but if you don't feel that is cool. And don't worry I am not from Minnesota. No means no!!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Hoff frees Germany

The Hoff gave hope to all Germans that their country would reunite and they all would find freedom with his song "Looking for Freedom." The Hoff decided the only way the wall would fall if he perform on top of the wall and destroyed it himself.



The Hoff gave an impromptu concert during the fall of the Berlin Wall.

This is a recount of the event from Wikipedia.
On December 25, 1989, Leonard Bernstein gave a concert in Berlin celebrating the end of the Wall, including Beethoven's 9th symphony (Ode to Joy) with the word "Joy" (Freude) changed to "Freedom" (Freiheit) in the text sung. The orchestra and chorus were drawn from both East and West Germany, as well as the United Kingdom, France, the Soviet Union, and the United States.

Roger Waters performed the Pink Floyd album The Wall in Potsdamer Platz on 21 July 1990, with guests including Scorpions, Bryan Adams, Sinéad O'Connor, Thomas Dolby, Joni Mitchell, Marianne Faithfull and Van Morrison. David Hasselhoff performed his song "Looking for Freedom", which was very popular in Germany at that time, standing on the Berlin wall.

The Hoff performance of Looking for Freedom brought freedom to Germany and ended the Iron Curtain's reign of terror to eastern Europe.



The Hoff stop communism!!!! Thank you Hoff!!


Now if only the Hoff could destroy Minnesota. Or the Hoff could give Minnesota to Canada and the United States pick up Ontario. If anybody can do it is the Hoff!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Las Vegas

It has been less than four years when I decided to move from New Orleans to Las Vegas and it has been the best decision I have ever made. In December of 2004 I was struggling to make enough money to pay for school and pay the bills. I had to do something quick. I always wanted to go to college but just did not have the funds to accomplish this goal of mine. I talked to my boss who owns one of the best bars in town, the Velvet Dog. He told me that if I wanted to make more money in my line of work, I had to move out west. Either Los Angeles or Las Vegas. He told me he had some connection in Las Vegas and he would help me out since I have been a good friend and employee to him.


I miss New Orleans. I will always be a cajun at heart.

My boss tells me there is a bartender opening at the Palms Casino & Resort. He told to go. Move to Las Vegas and never come back here. So he fired me that night and gave me cash of what I was owed. I never looked back. Now I am about a semester away from graduating and I have saved a lot of money that next year I might open my own business. And every time I show up to work and walk pass the pool to check out the talent. I realize everyday how lucky I am not to live a shitty state like Minnesota.

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I am very lucky. I love Las Vegas.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Rafael Nadal won me a grand!!!!!!



I can't believe I woke up at 7 in the morning just to watch a god damn tennis match and there is a fucking rain delay!! I went to bed at 4 in the morning and that is early for me in order to watch Rafael Nadal finally defeat Roger Federer at Wimbledon.



Plus I put down $250 on Nadal and if he wins I more than triple my money!!!!!! Come on Rafa I need this bad, I have to buy a new suit. You are up two sets. Don't let some little rain drops affect your game. You are the man!! You can beat the machine. If Linda Hamilton can defeat the machine so can you!!!!



Update......

Rafa Nadal has defeated the Machine in one of the greatest sport matches I have ever seen in my life. With this win Nadal has won me almost a grand!!! Thank you Rafa!!!!!!!!!! Now I can buy a new suit!!!!